The best thing about having a nokia with a camera with less mega-pixels than your dad has facebook friends is taking full advantage of moments like the ones when Giles Peterson walks into the exact same coffee joint at the exact same time as the one you happen to be sitting in and you bust up to him all nonchalant and ask for the mother of all selfies with no doubt in mind you’re about to lense the mother of all keepers to nestle above your mantelpiece until the time you get old and dribbly and start muddling your memories and reminisce about the days when you and world famous DJs used to hang out in coffee bars and shoot the shit like it weren’t even a ting.