Jazz Apples 1/2 Dozen
A partnership with two orchards in Somerset produce this unique Jazz Akana hybrid. Midrange tartness, high juice and a playful crunch.
£17
Kaolin Porcelain Espresso Cup
A Tuscan hilltop, the dawn mists shroud the pinetops and the smell of ground arabica hangs in the air.
£29
DTBOI Stationery Set
Deck yourself out with this limited edition 350gsm matt-finished party set.
£21 (variety pack)
DTBOI Sunflowers
A freshly natured-up collab with a nursery from Haarlem, this Helianuthus hybrid is infused with DMT. Get high off your own supply.
£21 a stem
Winter Socks
Woven by hand in the villages of upper Silesia from the wool of the Czech mountain ewe, these socks blend style and practicality. A winter gift of note.
£52
Stainless Steel Coffee Tamper
A collaboration with La Casa Del Caffè Taza D’oro in Rome. Superb for pristine crema when you’re after the high bar pick up morning ristretto.
£47
Pestle & Mortar
Lathe-hollowed rose granite from Aswan, & ridged indentation suited to spice rubs and marinades.
£79
Signed Photograph
For the female fanbase, a 9 by 6” glossy of the author deep in thought. Bespoke sizes available.
£32 (frame not incl)
Peruvian Hand Tambor
Get waning after-parties back up to speed with some spontaneous pocket percussion, stretched alpaca skin and sanded cactus root.
£81
DTBOI x Supreme Water Bottle
Dangerously limited edition collab. Hold that H20 with heavy flow. Run of 25.
£122
DTBOI Fridge Magnet
Make something cool even cooler. Magnetise the vicinity with this ice-fresco Wild Style fridge freshness.
£42
DTBOI ‘future-themed’ Scented Candle
Spark the flame of hopes and dreams with this lavish scented mood stabiliser. Made from papyrus and Soy wax.
£74
Eritrean Salad Spoons
Carved by the Afar tribe in a one-off collab with DTBOI, sublime with ruccola and raddichio.
£47
Bucolic Andean Miniatures
Hewn from the cardón of the Andean altiplano at 4,500m, a scene of particular beauty and peace.
£91
Brass Nickel Roll Dispenser
A consumate mahogany GWR DTBOI dyptich with original markings (compliment with DTBOI signature loo roll).
£121
2,000 year old Birch Stick
A fossilised museum piece from the pebbled shores of the North Atlantic, history in the palm of your hand.
£123
Acrylic Turntable Mat
Treat that freshly pressed wax to a liaison dangereuse with this light fuchsia slipmat de rigueur (turntable not incl.)
£64
Gaucho Blade
Smelted from the silver of Potosí, this stylish cuchillo is just the ticket for dicing up chimuchurri or slicing up suckling lechón.
£106
Wax Dunk Hi’s x DTBOI
Limited edition collab. Nike and candle-makers from Tehran, from the silt banks of the Euphrates, lowkey freshness on a fragrant fuchsia tip.
£211
DTBOI Towell/Towelette duet
Woven from Algerian cotton, ivory white fibres for post-bath style-friendly dehumidification.
£68
DTBOI collab with the sea
A sea urchin shell from the sands of Guadeloupe, dropthebeatonit written in braille down the sides. Extremely limited run.
£177
18-carat gold crucifix
Keep the Lord in touching distance with this distinguished pendant smelted from rose gold.
£132
Hungarian Soup Spoon
Hand-hewn from the cutleaf weeping European birch by a family of blind artisans, an ornament that exudes both history and tragedy.
£51
Alpha Amber Glass Bottle w Pipette
For tinctures of all viscosities, ft. innovative pipette design using vetro veneziano blown in Murano.
£26
Highland Cattle Lock
Breathe in the lure of the Moors with this outlandishly original rusted rugged key to the natural world.
£67
Cherubino di Amore
Fashioned from Carrara Marmo Bianco in the image of the author not yet six, a timestamp of unmitigated beauty.
£221
24 carat Cheese Grater
Dice up your Parmigiano Regianno at the dinner table with a touch of sophistication.
£97
Paysan Sack
OG 17th century throwback, a one of a kind hold-all for grains, coins, field notes and sonnets.
£71
Soap Tray
Furrowed from Calabrian limestone, a restroom artefact for the everyman and woman, compliment with DTBOI Parfum de Mémoire scented soap.
£65
Kuumu Basket
Tastefully strung hold-all from the foothills of the Ruwenzori mountains of the Congo, complete the purchase with limited edition DTBOI loo-roll.
£73
Ancient Norman Log
A unique objét d’art from the north of the continent. Throw your xenophobia to the dogs with this paperweight of nuance.
£81
Wax Candle Ghettoblaster
Set the mood with this bass-heavy romance juice-loosener. Edition of 12.
£198
DTBOI ‘Parfum de Mémoire‘
Special edition collab with a Sicilian family of master soap-makers, a perfume that evokes both loss and remembrance.
£61
South Dorset Salt Container
Stash that sodium chloride with pride and irreverence. A one of a kind ceramic daydream.
£71
Festive Gnome
Get fresh on that yuletide flex with this lightweight and versatile plaster of Paris companion piece.
£41
KN95 Quadra-Quilt Face Accessory
Hand-stitched from breathable Econyl, quilted utopia for a dystopian world.
£19
Namibian Herb Sifter
A unique ethnic throwback, with handle and original markings. A one-off piece to compliment your kitchen setup.
£88
1910s-style Copper Cafetière Throwback
Complete that pre-dawn roasted-arabica injection with subtlety and a twist of innovation.
£89
Néo-Grec Nude
Set any shelf on fuego with this tasteful torso chiselled from Peruvian andesite.
£127
Coffee Grain Brush
A limited edition accessory whittled from Oregan Ash, aluminium and badger hair. One for the amateur caffeine enthusiast.
£31
15mm Ratchet Spanner
A titanium alloy rear axle saviour. Lightweight and versatile, the bike tool par excellence.
£38
Ancient Cypress Block
A versatile coffee table accoutrement from the ancient and somewhat playfully named Fitzroya cupressoides.
£38
DTBOI loo-roll
Double-quilted aloe-scented sheets recycled from Georgian birch, tend to your intimate regions with panache.
£14 (pack of three)
Maté and Bombilla
A hand-fashioned gourd for the intense yerba maté of the Argentine Pampa. Feel at one with the Campo.
£54
Twine
A waxed twine double-spun from henequen yarn, light and ultra strong.
£17
24 karat gold Yardie chain
Ice cold accoutrement smelted from Ethiopian white gold, a touch to usher the new year in in style.
£473
London Plane leaf Autumn ’23 collection
A memento from the year that was, a meditation on the unrecuperability of time.
360p
Dinner with the Author
An evening à deux with dropthebeatonit, close company and intimate conversation on an array of subjects.
£168*
*covers all expenses, chauffeur pickup, aperitivi, award-winning fine-dining, private members club, complimentary apples
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