Jazz Apples 1/2 Dozen
A partnership with two orchards in Somerset produce this unique Jazz Akana hybrid. Midrange tartness, high juice and a playful crunch.
Ancient Cypress Block
A versatile coffee table accoutrement from the ancient and somewhat playfully named Fitzroya cupressoides.
Kaolin Porcelain Espresso Cup
A Tuscan hilltop, the dawn mists shroud the pinetops and the smell of ground arabica hangs in the air.
Stainless Steel Coffee Tamper
A collaboration with La Casa Del Caffè Taza D’oro in Rome. Superb for pristine crema when you’re after the high bar pick up morning ristretto.
Woven by hand in the villages of upper Silesia from the wool of the Czech mountain ewe, these socks blend style and practicality. A winter gift of note.
Cherubino di Amore
Fashioned from Carrara Marmo Bianco in the image of the author aged not yet six, a timestamp of unmitigated beauty.
Pestle & Mortar
Lathe-hollowed rose granite from Aswan, & ridged indentation suited to spice rubs and marinades.
18-carat gold crucifix
Keep the Lord in touching distance with this distinguished pendant smelted from rose gold.
Acrylic Turntable Mat
Treat that freshly pressed wax to a liaison dangereuse with this light fuchsia slipmat de rigueur (turntable not incl.)
Hungarian Soup Spoon
Hand-hewn from the cutleaf weeping European birch by a family of blind artisans, an ornament that exudes both history and tragedy.
Alpha Amber Glass Bottle w Pipette
For tinctures of all viscosities, ft. innovative pipette design using vetro veneziano blown in Murano.
Wax Candle Ghettoblaster
Set the mood with this bass-heavy romance juice-loosener. Edition of 12.
Namibian Herb Sifter
A unique ethnic throwback, with handle and original markings. A one-off piece to compliment your kitchen setup.
DTBOI ‘Parfum de Mémoire‘
Special edition collab with a Sicilian family of master soap-makers, a perfume that evokes both loss and remembrance.
Get fresh on that yuletide flex with this lightweight and versatile plaster of Paris companion piece.
KN95 Quadra-Quilt Face Accessory
Hand-stitched from breathable Econyl, quilted utopia for a dystopian world.
Set any shelf on fuego with this tasteful torso chiselled from Peruvian andesite.
Coffee Grain Brush
A limited edition accessory whittled from Oregan Ash, aluminium and badger hair. One for the amateur caffeine enthusiast.
15mm Ratchet Spanner
A titanium alloy rear axle saviour. Lightweight and versatile, the bike tool par excellence.
DTBOI Stationery Set
Deck yourself out with this limited edition 350gsm matt-finished party set.
£21 (variety pack)
Double-quilted aloe-scented sheets recycled from Georgian birch, tend to your intimate regions with panache.
£14 (pack of three)
Maté and Bombilla
A hand-fashioned gourd for the intense yerba maté of the Argentine Pampa. Feel at one with the Campo.
A waxed twine double-spun from henequen yarn, light and ultra strong.
24 karat gold Yardie chain
Ice cold accoutrement smelted from Ethiopian white gold, a touch to usher the new year in in style.
London Plane leaf Autumn ’21 collection
A memento from the year that was, a meditation on the unrecuperability of time.
Dinner with the Author
An evening à deux with dropthebeatonit, close company and intimate conversation on an array of subjects.
*covers all expenses, chauffeur pickup, aperitivi, award-winning fine-dining, private members club, complimentary apples
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