I remember picking this up and being like.

Who is Michelle? And why is she devastated. Why does Mark need rescuing, and from who? What’s Lauren got to do with it all? Do I know who Ferne is? Did she used to have blonde hair? Wasn’t she in Big Brother? I definitely know who Cheryl is, but isn’t that the dude from 1D? Isn’t he like half her age? Are they seeing each other? I thought she got married to that built dude. 

And feeling superb I had no idea about any of it.