Jazz Apples 1/2 Dozen

A partnership with two orchards in Somerset produce this unique Jazz Akana hybrid. Midrange tartness, high juice and a playful crunch.

£17

Kaolin Porcelain Espresso Cup

A Tuscan hilltop, the dawn mists shroud the pinetops and the smell of ground arabica hangs in the air.

£29

DTBOI Stationery Set

Deck yourself out with this limited edition 350gsm matt-finished party set.

£21 (variety pack)

DTBOI Sunflowers

A freshly natured-up collab with a nursery from Haarlem, this Helianuthus hybrid is infused with DMT. Get high off your own supply.

£21 a stem

Winter Socks

Woven by hand in the villages of upper Silesia from the wool of the Czech mountain ewe, these socks blend style and practicality. A winter gift of note.

£52

Stainless Steel Coffee Tamper

A collaboration with La Casa Del Caffè Taza D’oro in Rome. Superb for pristine crema when you’re after the high bar pick up morning ristretto.

£47

Signed Photograph

For the female fanbase, a 9 by 6” glossy of the author deep in thought. Bespoke sizes available.

£32 (frame not incl)

Peruvian Hand Tambor

Get waning after-parties back up to speed with some spontaneous pocket percussion, stretched alpaca skin and sanded cactus root.

£81

DTBOI x Supreme Water Bottle

Dangerously limited edition collab. Hold that H20 with heavy flow. Run of 25.

£122

DTBOI Fridge Magnet

Make something cool even cooler. Magnetise the vicinity with this ice-fresco Wild Style fridge freshness.

£42

DTBOI ‘future-themed’ Scented Candle

Spark the flame of hopes and dreams with this lavish scented mood stabiliser. Made from papyrus and Soy wax.

£74

Eritrean Salad Spoons

Carved by the Afar tribe in a one-off collab with DTBOI, sublime with ruccola and raddichio.

£47

Bucolic Andean Miniatures

Hewn from the cardón of the Andean altiplano at 4,500m, a scene of particular beauty and peace.

£91

Terracotta Earthenware 

A stunning companion piece for equatorial flora turned from the nutrient-rich clay of the Aeolian paradise of Lipari.

£89 (run of 11)

Brooks Bicycle Saddle

A partnership par excellence between the world famous seat maker x DTBOI cured and moulded by hand to your derrière.

£144 (run of 15)

Brass Nickel Roll Dispenser

A consumate mahogany GWR DTBOI dyptich with original markings (compliment with DTBOI signature loo roll).

£121

2,000 year old Birch Stick

A fossilised museum piece from the pebbled shores of the North Atlantic, history in the palm of your hand.

£123

Acrylic Turntable Mat

Treat that freshly pressed wax to a liaison dangereuse with this light fuchsia slipmat de rigueur (turntable not incl.)

£64

DTBOI x Michelangelo’s David

Cast of David’s eye in OG Carrara marble, sourced from a warehouse off the Arno river, run of three.

£231

Gaucho Blade

Smelted from the silver of Potosí, this stylish cuchillo is just the ticket for dicing up chimuchurri or slicing up suckling lechón.

£106

Wax Dunk Hi’s x DTBOI

Limited edition collab. Nike and candle-makers from Tehran, from the silt banks of the Euphrates, lowkey freshness on a fragrant fuchsia tip.

£211

DTBOI Towell/Towelette duet

Woven from Algerian cotton, ivory white fibres for post-bath style-friendly dehumidification.

£68

DTBOI collab with the sea

A sea urchin shell from the sands of Guadeloupe, dropthebeatonit written in braille down the sides. Extremely limited run.

£177

18-carat gold crucifix

Keep the Lord in touching distance with this distinguished pendant smelted from rose gold.

£132

Alpha Amber Glass Bottle w Pipette

For tinctures of all viscosities, ft. innovative pipette design using vetro veneziano blown in Murano.

£26

Highland Cattle Lock

Breathe in the lure of the Moors with this outlandishly original rusted rugged key to the natural world.

£67

Cherubino di Amore

Fashioned from Carrara Marmo Bianco in the image of the author not yet six, a timestamp of unmitigated beauty.

£221

24 carat Cheese Grater

Dice up your Parmigiano Regianno at the dinner table with a touch of sophistication.

£97

Paysan Sack

OG 17th century throwback, a one of a kind hold-all for grains, coins, field notes and sonnets.

£71

Soap Tray

Furrowed from Calabrian limestone, a restroom artefact for the everyman and woman, compliment with DTBOI Parfum de Mémoire scented soap.

£65

Kuumu Basket

Tastefully strung hold-all from the foothills of the Ruwenzori mountains of the Congo, complete the purchase with limited edition DTBOI loo-roll.

£73

Ancient Norman Log

A unique objét d’art from the north of the continent. Throw your xenophobia to the dogs with this paperweight of nuance.

£81

Wax Candle Ghettoblaster

Set the mood with this bass-heavy romance juice-loosener. Edition of 12.

£198

South Dorset Salt Container

Stash that sodium chloride with pride and irreverence. A one of a kind ceramic daydream.

£71

KN95 Quadra-Quilt Face Accessory

Hand-stitched from breathable Econyl, quilted utopia for a dystopian world.

£19

Namibian Herb Sifter

A unique ethnic throwback, with handle and original markings. A one-off piece to compliment your kitchen setup.

£88

1910s-style Copper Cafetière Throwback

Complete that pre-dawn roasted-arabica injection with subtlety and a twist of innovation.

£89

Néo-Grec Nude

Set any shelf on fuego with this tasteful torso chiselled from Peruvian andesite.

£127

Coffee Grain Brush

A limited edition accessory whittled from Oregan Ash, aluminium and badger hair. One for the amateur caffeine enthusiast.

£31

Ancient Cypress Block

A versatile coffee table accoutrement from the ancient and somewhat playfully named Fitzroya cupressoides.

£38

Maté and Bombilla

A hand-fashioned gourd for the intense yerba maté of the Argentine Pampa. Feel at one with the Campo.

£54

24 karat gold Yardie chain

Ice cold accoutrement smelted from Ethiopian white gold, a touch to usher the new year in in style.

£473

London Plane leaf Autumn ’23 collection

A memento from the year that was, a meditation on the unrecuperability of time.

360p

Dinner with the Author

An evening à deux with dropthebeatonit, close company and intimate conversation on an array of subjects.

£168*

*covers all expenses, chauffeur pickup, aperitivi, award-winning fine-dining, private members club, complimentary apples