3000 kilometres at 4000 metres
Cycling the rooftop of the world for days and days in the middle of winter
These Non-Dairy Milk Substitutes Are Lethal
The Almond Milk Vortex sucked me in and spat me back out
The End of the Martian is Deep AF
A walloping life lesson from Matt Damon at the end of the sci-fi classic
Remember The First Day Back At School
Casting my mind back to primary school and the little guy I once was
How To Join Instagram From A Laptop
Joining the social media titan from my Mac circa 2016 was a world of pain
Prepping for The Most Terrifying Journey Of All
Fear on the eve of the Tour Divide Mountain Bike Race
A Sunset My Brother and Wayne Rooney
The day started like any other for my bro walking along a beach in Barbados
How Instagram Looks From Over Here
ET phone home ET leave phone alone
A Bunch of Stuff Your Uncle Can Teach You
Some thoughts in memory of my uncle and the things he left behind
The Trouble When Strangers Are Too Nice
You want a light sprinkling of danger when you step out the house
One of The Weirdest Nights of My Life
A night in the Ibis Hotel London Docklands for no good reason whatsoever
My Parents And Tech And John Travolta
My rents are growing older ungracefully and I don't know what to do
You Are Not Stallone I Am Here With You
Cliffhanger was one of the standout films of any half decent childhood
Morning Boys How’s The Water
The most famous commencement speech of all time
The Tiny Little Weirdnesses That People Are Made Of
The idiosyncrasies of each human being that make them no-one else
Evolution Tracers Or How To Go Back In Time
Who would've thought a humble blogger could crack the code to time travel
My Father The Great Bonfire of The Vanities
The photo of my father in a yellow raincoat that became his most prized possession
What’s The Difference Between Us
The fastest way to know who people are is watching how they respond to you
There Is This Coffee Shop And A Girl
Some day maybe I'll become the focus of a mad unrequited love affair
The Worst Birthday of All Time
You don't forget the day nobody remembers your birthday
The Weirdest Four Letter Word in The World
Some meandering thoughts on the declaration of the L-word
When He Got Sober He Got Lonely
A third person excerpt on the peculiar by-product of going off alcohol
Two Gees Wallace Is The Master Chef
An ode to my favourite big bald boiled egg of a tv personality